Arkiv for January 7th, 2010

Av Olav Torvund - Skrevet: Thursday, January 7, 2010 - Sist endret: January 7, 2010 - Save & Share - Leave a Comment

[Dette kom sei­lende inn pr e-post. Jeg vet ikke hvem opp­havs­man­nen er. Men det er verdt å spre videre.]

Syn­tes du det har vært kaldt? = Do you think it is cold where you live
Ta det som en ekte nord­mann! = act like a Norwegian

Slik ser engelsk­menn på oss. = This is the way the Eng­lish people look at us Norwegians

Tem­pe­ra­tu­res:

+15°C / 59°F
This is as warm as it gets in Nor­way, so we’ll start here.
People in Spain wear winter-coats and glo­ves.
The Nor­we­gi­ans are out in the sun, get­ting a tan.

+10°C / 50°F
The French are try­ing in vain to start their cen­tral hea­ting.
The Nor­we­gi­ans plant flow­ers in their gardens.

+5°C / 41°F
Ita­lian cars won’t start.
The Nor­we­gi­ans are crui­sing in cabriolets.

0°C / 32°F
Dis­til­led water free­zes.
The water in Oslo Fjord gets a little thicker.

–5°C / 23°F
People in Cali­for­nia almost freeze to death.
The Nor­we­gi­ans have their final bar­be­cue before winter.

–10°C / 14°F
The Brits start the heat in their hou­ses.
The Nor­we­gi­ans start using long sleeves.

–20°C / –4°F
The Aus­sies flee from Mal­lorca.
The Nor­we­gi­ans end their Mid­sum­mer celebrations.Autumn is here.

–30°C / –22°F
People in Gre­ece die from the cold and dis­appear from the face of the earth.
The Nor­we­gi­ans start dry­ing their laundry indoors.

–40°C / –40°F
Paris start cracking in the cold.
The Nor­we­gi­ans stand in line at the hot­dog stands.

–50°C / –58°F >
Polar bears start eva­cua­ting the North Pole.
The Nor­we­gian army post­po­nes their win­ter sur­vi­val trai­ning awai­ting real win­ter weather.

–70°C / –94°F
The false Santa moves south.
The Nor­we­gian army goes out on win­ter sur­vi­val training.

–183°C / –297.4°F
Mic­ro­bes in food don’t sur­vive.
The Nor­we­gian cows com­plain that the far­mers’ hands are cold.

–273°C / –459.4°F
ALL atom-based movent halts.
The Nor­we­gi­ans start say­ing “Faen, it’s cold out­side today.”

–300°C / –508°F
Hell free­zes over,
Nor­way wins the Euro­vi­sion Song Contest.